Robin was thirty.

She was thirty and no matter how many times she said it aloud, she still couldn't believe it. Thirty. Thirty whole years old, no longer a twenty-something, no longer a young adult. Now she had to accept what she did as adult actions and oh god, she really needed to not think about that. So instead of thinking, she went to the ( Read more... )

[Dated toward the end of September.]

Marshall is having a totally awesome time on the trampoline when he encounters Robin. They have a bit of bouncy fun and discuss Barney, hair product, and curling.

The rain seemed never ending, but that never stopped Ellie from doing anything before. She'd found decent clothing for the weather - umbrella included - earlier that week. It made for an actual pleasant walk most days when she could enjoy the weather without being soaked by the time she got to the Compound ( Read more... )

Yorick walked along the boardwalk with 1812 at his side. Sure, he was stranded on the island of Dr. Moreau, but he had his own souped up robot that could fire lasers, so he guessed he could have been worse off ( Read more... )

What up, my loyal Barnabitos. I know you have been lost in the wilderness of lame without my regular guidance, but it's been long days of nothing on our real-life Gilligan's island. Ginger's not even here in the slinky red sequined dress that led to the sexual awakening of thousands of pubescent boys and lipstick lesbians ( Read more... )

More often than not, when Lennox was as bored as he was now, his first solution was to head to the rink and curl. Actually, his first solution was to get stoned, which he'd done and then his second solution was usually to go to the rink and curl, but today was a rare exception. Today, Jim Lennox had decided to create his own game, involving a ( Read more... )

Hey there Barnacles, sorry about the blogging delay. In my unending search for delectable ladies to nail, sometimes there are obstacles that not even I can overcome. One of those is city bus 662 heading east past St. Anthony's Hospital. But I won't let casts on three of my limbs keep me down, especially when I can tell chicks all about how I was ( Read more... )

Parties were always something Ellie enjoyed throwing, and this one was no different. While she hadn't gotten much sleep the night before for some very good personal reasons, she was up early and cooking up a storm for most of the morning to finish up what she hadn't made already, while Devon took over setting things up outside. With his help, as ( Read more... )

On Friday morning, Marshall wakes up and discovers he's not exactly himself anymore. He also discovers Devon next to him in a very comfortable bed ( Read more... )

The facts were these that on this fine Saturday morning, several things were not as they should be. These things were not catestrophic, life altering events whose very nature would change the course of history; no they were more the sorts of events that were rather inconvenient and a little scarring for those involved. You see, on the island of ( Read more... )